Not that I think anyone would, but maybe, so:
Those HiFonics HiFi 2000.1D jobs, I know someone who purchased one of those paperweights.
He's had 2 of them now, and if he was lucky, got an hours worth of playtime between the 2.
They just turn off and never come back on. They have a fair amount of weight to them, like they should be somewhat capable, but alas they never got past the setup and tuning stage.
He would have been better mounting some bricks in his trunk, except with the bricks, he'd need to add an LED or two for the dazzle factor.
Where the Governor is on a steak, the cops are on the take, and the welcoming committee is a sawed-off shotgun!