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Old 12-07-2012, 03:32 AM
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Started writting my profile. Here's what I have so far,

You should message me if:

If you're a brunette

Here are some reasons why you shouldn't message me:

You're not attractive. Yea, yea, everyone's beautiful on the inside. I get that. But c'monnnn, I don't wanna be looking at "that" everytime I wake up in the morning.

You have kids. Who wouldn't want them? But, at 17?! C'mon people.& what is up w/ everyone lying about their age. Do you as an individual feel obligated to tack on 3 yrs? Lmfao, ya'll gunna get me in trouble. You see dateline lately?

Smoking. Put out that cigarette. You think that's attractive? Yea, cuz everyone wants their significant other to smoke. Cuz it's healthy, & not disgusting

You have tattoos. Call me conservative, but sleeves! Really?!

You're bi. No one wants to date a girl who's bi! Get it through your head. ...here comes the sex jokes. Sure you could make a GREAT fantasy out of it, but a relationship? Really?

Sex Sex Sex. Why the fvck would anyone, not just women, put "sex" as one of their "can't live withouts." Really?! Because we love it when our partner has had sex with a lot of people. Fvck yeah.

You're searching for a "Short Term Relationship." Just stop & think about that for a second. Someone say logic?

& some other things:

You don't know the difference between "to" & "too"
You'd rather go out than stay at home & watch a movie with me.
You hate cooking & cleaning.
Your date of birth is BEFORE 08/13/92
You're taller than 5'9"
You're not white. Don't get me wrong, I'm just not interested.
You swear consistently.
You're overweight. -****? No, I care about health & you're going to as well.
You don't plan on having kids in the future.
You're a guy.
You're a guy, but dress like a girl.
You have red hair. Sorry, preference.
You could potentially kick my ass.

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It's sad to say, but I've just filtered out 97% of the candidates on here. If you're of that remaining 3%, PLEASE message me. I'm really a great guy. I just know what I want.
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Suggestions? I know it's a bit long.

Lmfao, ya'lll post what ya want after this. You should see some of the ppl on there ....circus
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Suggestions? I know it's a bit long.

Lmfao, ya'lll post what ya want after this. You should see some of the ppl on there ....circus
.... and you sound like the ringleader (of the circus)

but....... theres someone for everybody out there, so im sure you'll find your match
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Legit. These are the things that I think but dont say. Good on ya !
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women could care less what you 'don't want' and or 'what you do want'.

online dating can be summed up pretty easily;

have abs and a white smile..

have one picture which shows your abs without taking your shirt all the way off. {bathroom mirror pic works great but clean the bathroom before you take the picture}

have pictures taken by someone other than yourself which show you having a good time. {if you can really have a good time, you probably don't need online dating}

Write a paragraph showing your mind can function deeper than just what you want for dinner.

Honestly, you can get all your online dating done via facebook interaction. [no one really needs dating sites]
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women could care less what you 'don't want' and or 'what you do want'.

online dating can be summed up pretty easily;

have abs and a white smile..

have one picture which shows your abs without taking your shirt all the way off. {bathroom mirror pic works great but clean the bathroom before you take the picture}

have pictures taken by someone other than yourself which show you having a good time. {if you can really have a good time, you probably don't need online dating}

Write a paragraph showing your mind can function deeper than just what you want for dinner.

Honestly, you can get all your online dating done via facebook interaction. [no one really needs dating sites]
Girls are b*tches on Facebook. They get all pissy about being hit on.
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Girls are b*tches on Facebook. They get all pissy about being hit on.


don't hit on them
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don't hit on them
But. But. But... You just said you can do your online dating on facebook
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Not even going to read everything. But this is fail....
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But. But. But... You just said you can do your online dating on facebook
and you can. just don't 'hit' on them.


you can hit on fat chicks and ugly chicks.. they enjoy being hit on.

the rest need stupid shit to get them interested. {unless you have the previously mentioned 'abs'}
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