Started writting my profile. Here's what I have so far,
You should message me if:
If you're a brunette
Here are some reasons why you shouldn't message me:
You're not attractive. Yea, yea, everyone's beautiful on the inside. I get that. But c'monnnn, I don't wanna be looking at "that" everytime I wake up in the morning.
You have kids. Who wouldn't want them? But, at 17?! C'mon people.& what is up w/ everyone lying about their age. Do you as an individual feel obligated to tack on 3 yrs? Lmfao, ya'll gunna get me in trouble. You see dateline lately?
Smoking. Put out that cigarette. You think that's attractive? Yea, cuz everyone wants their significant other to smoke. Cuz it's healthy, & not disgusting
You have tattoos. Call me conservative, but sleeves! Really?!
You're bi. No one wants to date a girl who's bi! Get it through your head. ...here comes the sex jokes. Sure you could make a GREAT fantasy out of it, but a relationship? Really?
Sex Sex Sex. Why the fvck would anyone, not just women, put "sex" as one of their "can't live withouts." Really?! Because we love it when our partner has had sex with a lot of people. Fvck yeah.
You're searching for a "Short Term Relationship." Just stop & think about that for a second. Someone say logic?
& some other things:
You don't know the difference between "to" & "too"
You'd rather go out than stay at home & watch a movie with me.
You hate cooking & cleaning.
Your date of birth is BEFORE 08/13/92
You're taller than 5'9"
You're not white. Don't get me wrong, I'm just not interested.
You swear consistently.
You're overweight. -****? No, I care about health & you're going to as well.
You don't plan on having kids in the future.
You're a guy.
You're a guy, but dress like a girl.
You have red hair. Sorry, preference.
You could potentially kick my ass.
It's sad to say, but I've just filtered out 97% of the candidates on here. If you're of that remaining 3%, PLEASE message me. I'm really a great guy. I just know what I want.
"Check over at Dogma.com"
Edit: I mean Diyma!