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Old 03-22-2013, 03:25 AM
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Default Im drunk. Help Me get my **** wet tonight

Ok so i im like "put your number in my phone" to the bar tender and she did. Without hesitation

She has 1-2 kids- to me this means her....is nice and warn in

Anyways i Left that bar and got ****ed up at the nearest local bar.

Slapped this milf on the ass and she didnt even slap me. I. Could tell she was dtf too. Ill save that old dusty p. for another night lol

Anyways im eating a microwave pizza and trying to sober up till 2 am so i can pick up this milf and show her a good time like she had before she had kids....told her i would take her to jack in the box drive through...she still feelin me...

N e ways....

Tl:dr drunk, need to sober up and pick up a 33 y/o bar tender milf in 1 hour 30 minutes and eat that p and get that p sprung like shes in hs
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next time have her text you.. so you get her real number.


enjoy your pizza.
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So... business as usual.
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lol wow if it goes down make sure u get pics for us
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next time have her text you.. so you get her real number.


enjoy your pizza.
She put her full name and number in my ipod....i doubt she would take time out of bar tending to do all that. And risk losing her job

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lol wow if it goes down make sure u get pics for us

I Got 19 HQ pics and 4 720p vids of my last "encounter"
I will get pics for sure. Vids are hard at night time.
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Did 25 curls each arm with the magnet from a memphis m3 15"

Gonna do some pushups, text her "still down for jack in the box" and she what she says

Hopefully getting my freak on tonight
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Lonely pizza eating night...
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