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Old 10-17-2008, 03:54 AM
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THIS IS WHY PARENTS DRINK!! A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she
is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grand children. Love, Your Son John

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card. That's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.


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The Sensitive Guy

A woman meets a man in a bar.





They talk; they connect; they end

up leaving together.








They get back to his place,








and as he shows her around his

apartment.





She notices that one wall of his

bedroom is






completely filled with soft, sweet,

cuddly teddy bears.






There are three shelves in the

bedroom,





with hundreds and hundreds of cute,





cuddly teddy bears carefully placed

in rows, covering the entire wall!





It was obvious that he had taken

quite some time to lovingly arrange them





and she was immediately touched





by the amount of thought he had

put into organizing the display.








There were small bears all along

the bottom shelf,








medium-sized bears covering the

length of the middle shelf,





and huge, enormous bears running

all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an

obviously masculine guy





to have such a large collection of

Teddy Bears,





She is quite impressed by his

sensitive side.





but doesn't mention this to him.





They share a bottle of wine and

continue talking and,





after awhile, she finds herself

thinking,





'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy

could be the one!





Maybe he could be the future

father of my children?'





She turns to him and kisses him

lightly on the lips






He responds warmly.





They continue to kiss, the passion builds,





and he romantically lifts her in

his arms and carries her into his bedroom





where they rip off each other's

clothes and make hot, steamy love.





She is so overwhelmed that she

responds with more passion,





more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.





After an intense, explosive night

of raw passion with this sensitive guy,





they are lying there together in

the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently

strokes his chest and asks coyly,





'Well, how was it?'





The guy gently smiles at her,





strokes her cheek,





looks deeply into her eyes,





and says:













'Help yourself to any prize



from the middle shelf'
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as it is you would have been better off with a 50cc hot pink moped with slutty on the plate
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im sry bro but actions like this bring down you and the whole site....this is a place to help and or learn car audio along with selling used car audio equipment.....posting to get a rise out of ppl is not only childish it hurts caco on the whole.....
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2nd one is a repost.. dunno from where lol..
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if it was anyone besides nizzy i would agree. but he gave you the benefit of the doubt and only gave you a 5 pter when it should be considered a perma ban. nizzy isnt a nazi mod, hes one of the laid back ones. although i do not support all of the staffs decisions this is one staff that i do support 100%. just let it go and move on. it will expire
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sorry I liked it so I figured I would pass it on...
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No need to apologize man! It's a classic Lol.
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if it was anyone besides nizzy i would agree. but he gave you the benefit of the doubt and only gave you a 5 pter when it should be considered a perma ban. nizzy isnt a nazi mod, hes one of the laid back ones. although i do not support all of the staffs decisions this is one staff that i do support 100%. just let it go and move on. it will expire
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ThisEXACTLY describes my daughter's mother, even the name is right.

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is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.





































and no Guru she doesn't have teh sickness
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