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Old 12-09-2008, 06:51 AM
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The Other Stall...

This could happen to you !
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
'Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here.'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say:
'No........I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say, nervously:
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!'
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Old 12-09-2008, 06:53 AM
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lol that was pretty good.
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:07 AM
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that actually made me lol
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That's some funny stuff right there.

What's the most commonly heard phrase in Alabama? "Daddy! Get off me, you're crushing my Marlboro's!"

What's the second most commonly heard phrase? "I didn't hear your brother complaining!"

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Old 12-09-2008, 08:30 AM
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That's some funny stuff right there.

What's the most commonly heard phrase in Alabama? "Daddy! Get off me, you're crushing my Marlboro's!"

What's the second most commonly heard phrase? "I didn't hear your brother complaining!"
sounds like something we say about people in KY.
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So Mommy, Step Daddy, and Little Joeseph are all down stairs watching a movie. At the end of the movie, Mommy and step Daddy go upstairs while they tell Little joeseph to "take the movie out, and put it in it's case". Now joeseph couldn't find the case so he goes upstairs lookign for Mommy to ask where it is, he opens the door, and there is Step Dad who just has Mommy bent over the dresser, doing the dirty.... and step dad just looks over and winks. A few days later, Step Daddy walks into joesephs room, and there is joeseph with someone just bent over his little toy chest, and Little Joeseph just looks over to Step Dad and winks and says "Yeah, it's not so funny when it's your mom now is it?"
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