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Old 08-04-2010, 02:04 AM
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if it makes sense to you it makes sense to me.

I'd rather take the bulls word for it. I mean..no.. it's gotta be your bull.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I could get up.. before Dawn.... but she ruined it for me

baby buffalo farts

I'd say I did ok. Anyone else woulda lost three fingers.

The bank said they'd give me the loan if I could prove I don't need it.

How the hell does that relate to my story about me and three strippers on a boat?

For the first and last few years of your life someone else will wipe your ass for you... in between you gotta do it yourself.

Try not to stare... no seriously.

Ding fries are done!

"Sexual preference" means you've tried everything and it is what you "prefer".

To whoever invented breast implants, Thank You.

If at first you don't succeed.... procrastinate.. it works every time.
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Old 08-04-2010, 02:22 AM
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I used to be apathetic, now I just don't care.

Does the Pope shit in the woods? Only if there's no bears around.

Does a bear shit in the woods? Only if the Pope's not around.

I was sitting in a bar when a nun, a priest and a rabbi walked in, I turned to the barman and said "What the hell... is this some kinda joke?"

Why do today what you can put off 'til tomorrow?

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose!

If I wanted any shit outta you I'd squeeze your head.

If I wanted your opinion I'd give it to ya.

I've only been wrong once, I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.
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Old 08-04-2010, 07:27 AM
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i live in my own little world,.. but it's o.k., they know me here.

you're just jealous cuz the voices only talk to me.

NO MA'AM!

you can only polish a turd for so long,... after all, it's still a turd.

(you're shittin' me, right?)
i would never shit you!,.. you're my favorite turd!

i wish i was a monkey so i could throw poop on you.

(to the president)
do you actually think that my level of comprehension is so low that you feel the need to animate your speech with your hands?

my grandmother shot me once..... once.

if you feel as if the prices are too high, i will gladly inflate the prices just to give you a discount.

unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy.

grant me patience lord,... but hurry!
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Old 08-04-2010, 07:41 AM
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You don't work you don't eat.
Im 1deep cause I found out I was a guerrilla amongst monkeys
I've always kept it real even when everyone around me was fake
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WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS

Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of yo mommas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Dude your bed is a car
Yeah but its a Fukcing Sweet car
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What is today but yesterdays tomorrow.
Second place is only the first loser.
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
As long as I owe you you will never go broke.
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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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