No, I am not a Mooninite. UPS and USPS are usually here pretty early, before noon typically though sometimes the USPS lady is here at like 3. Fedex, if this guy shows up even, will be here whenever the hell he feels like it.
Last time something was supposed to be sent here via Fedex, They never tried to deliver it for 3 days and then sent it back. That was pretty great. Though not as great as when I got a book sent USPS, they "tried to deliver it once" then sent it back after a month and lost it.