1. Woke up to a pipe bursting in my house. Flooded basement and no water for the rest of the day.
2. Got up to where my jeep is stuck, got it out, and found out:
2.1. The brake lines are wrecked.
2.2. My D44a is screwed.
2.3. Panhard bar is severed.
2.4. Ripped both mirrors off on a pair of lovely trees.
3. Just realized the Heineken mini keg I got for my birthday is flat already.
4. All I want is a god damn whole foods pizza and a beer. BUT:
4.1. No beer.
4.2. Can't wash any dishes without water..
4.3. No car to go get pizza.
In the words of Violence, "I got owned by life."